Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks. It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life in a very intimate and carnal fashion. Sheldon: Did you bring the dehydrated low-sodium soy sauce? Even in my sleep-deprived state, I’ve managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. Sheldon: Flash-frozen brown rice, not white? Sheldon: Bazinga! None of you ever see my practical jokes coming, do you? Sheldon: You know, I’ve always wanted to go to a goth nightclub. Sheldon: There's just no pleasing you, is there, Leonard? You weren't happy with my previous approach to dealing with her, so I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques, building on the work of Thorndike and B.F. By this time next week, I believe I can have her jumping out of a pool, balancing a beach ball on her nose. Leonard: What could she possibly be talking about for so long? Sheldon: I'm not suggesting we really make her jump out of a pool. Sheldon: So, that's what you wear to an interview? Sheldon: Obviously, waitressing at the Cheesecake Factory is a complex socioeconomic activity, that requires a great deal of analysis and planning. Raj: Come on, dude, we’ve been friends for years. Raj: Sheldon, for God's sakes, don't make me beg. Sheldon: (Bobs head out of ball pit) Bazinga! (Bobs head out of ball pit) Bazinga! (Bobs head out of ball pit) Bazinga! (Bobs head out of ball pit) Bazinga! (Bobs head out of ball pit) Bazinga! Leonard: (trying to retrieve Sheldon out of the ball pit.) Sheldon, come here! Sheldon: Bazinga! You've fallen victim to another one of my classic practical jokes.
Leonard: (trying to retrieve Sheldon out of the ball pit.) Sheldon, come here. Sheldon: All right, you people ready to have some fun? You have a basic understanding of differential calculus and at least one year of algebraic topology? Well, then here come the jokes. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. All right, a neutron walks into a bar and asks, how much for a drink? The bartender says, for you, no charge. Penny: You're just coitusing with me, aren't you? Sheldon: Well, my existence is a continuum, so I’ve been what I am at each point in the implied time period. Howard: Yeah, um, I have a two-part question.
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